Friday, December 7, 2012

Wig Wars

Crystal's Note: Hello my beautiful, lovely and amazing readers! Here's the second installment of the 'Our Family' series! There will be plenty of these to come and I hope you enjoy them. Please let me know what you think and if you have any suggestions, prompts, etc, tweet me @SUPERCrystalx3! xoxo







"I'm NEEKI MEENAJ!" Mikayla shouted, parading around the nearly vacant room with one of Nicki's black bob's. The only thing that the white walls sheltered were Nicki's fifty-two wigs and the wooden shelves that kept them in place. Safaree tried hard not to laugh too loud then took a picture of his charismatic daughter.

"I'm putting this one on twitter, Kay. The team is going to spazz." The father informed the three-year old who did nothing but grin, and then transpired into her own rendition of 'Super Bass'.

"Boy you got my heart and it's running away! Don't you hear it, boom boom, boom boom, HEY! YOU GOT THAT SUPA BASS!"

"Why is Kay screaming like thatOoooooo! Mommy's gonna kill you!" Zaiann said, staring at her little sister whose gray eyes were now tinted with fear. SB pulled his oldest daughter into the room and closed the door before the napping female rapper could hear them. After their house guests left, which included Joyce, Terrence and her best friends, Nicki decided to sleep for the rest of the afternoon. The exhaustion had finally caught up to her and she just couldn't bear it any longer. Doing interviews, photoshoots and recording new tracks could wear a mother of two out. SB understood this and was left in charge of the girls. So far, things were off to a bad start.

"Shhh! Mommy doesn't know and she's not gonna know. So don't be a big mouth, Zai or I'll beat you up." SB playfully threatened, receiving a dirty look in return. Sometimes he would act like the child instead of the parent, something Nicki wasn't very fond of. He just loved to spend time with his daughters and see those perfect curves on their perfect faces. SB could be in the worst mood possible, but when Mikayla said something cute or when Zaiann called him in the middle of the night so he could protect her from the "Boogeyman", he would feel this inevitable feeling in his heart.

He later learned that it was the feeling of a happy and very proud parent.

"You wouldn't! I'll scream so loud that mommy will wake up." Zaiann replied, rolling her almond-shaped eyes after. She was definitely an exact duplicate of her mother; sassy, enthusiastic and bossy. Not only did she have her mothers traits, but she also inherited her looks.

The seven year-old, who was holding a pink iPad, got back to playing her math game and sat on the smooth beige carpet. Nicki didn't allow the girls to have games like Temple Run or Angry Birds on their electronic devices. She thought that it would distract them from more important things, such as reading books or completing their homework assignments. So she decided to let them download educational apps only. Not only were they fun but they also helped broaden their learning. SB, of course, agreed with the mothers reasoning but retaliated by letting the girls play regular games on his iPad every once and a while.

It was a secret they managed to keep from the strict mother and artist.

Zaiann, who was wearing a pink and black striped shirt, dark blue jeans, and grey uggs, got hit in the head by a wig. It was Nicki's long and crimped blonde one. She threw it back then continued on with her game.

"Zaiiiiiiiii! Let's play! I'll be mommy and you'll be daddy!" Mikayla said, snatching the green and black fitted off of SB's head.

"Ew! Leave it on his head! He has a recesity hairline!" Zaiann exclaimed, hoping that her father would get mad. She loved to tease him, it was just something they always did to each other. Mikayla and SB, however, had a much sweeter bond.

"It's receding and shut up before I bust your big head open." SB replied, grabbing the hat out of Mikayla's hands and placed it on his head after.

"YOU shut up, or I'll wake mommy up and tell her you and Kay are messing with her wigs!"

The father took this as a challenge.

"Oh really, that's how you wanna be?"

Safaree stood up then grabbed his oldest daughter. He swung her around and laughed when she started to giggle uncontrollably.

"Put me down, daddy!" She yelled, giggling inbetween her words. SB hung her upside down and refused.

"No punk, first say you love me and that I'm the best dad in the world."

"NO!!!!!"

"Kay, get that green wig and wack her with it." SB ordered as the small girl complied.

"Ow! Stop it! DAAAAAAAAD!" Zaiann yelped as SB finally let her go.

Not expecting it, Mikayla was attacked by a whole row of wigs after Zaiann took them and threw them one by one at the three-year old.

"STUPID! I DON'T LIKE YOU!" Mikayla screamed, throwing a few of them back. SB joined the war and realized the mess of colorful wigs that covered the floor.

"Girls, we gotta clean this up before mommy-"

"My WIGS!" the owner of them said, staring at the sight in horror. Nicki was suddenly angry and shot a cold glare at her husband then at her daughters.

"It was daddy!" Zaiann and Mikayla said in unison, pointing an accusing finger at him. SB tried hard not to crack a smile and avoided eye contact with his wife as she stood by the door with her hands on her hips.

The rest of their day was about to get really interesting.

The End ~


4 comments:

  1. Lol. This family is tooooooo cute! I loved it.

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  2. I love this, they're such a cute little family. Why they messin with her wigs, that shit ain't cheap.

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  3. Awwwwwwwwww. This is adorable. <3333 Zai is JUST like Nic. It's ridiculous and mad cute.

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