Crystal's Note: So... I really don't know what possessed my bored ass soul to write this but... here it goes. It's completely random. Leave your thoughts in the comment box, please.
Title: He Bitch and Big Dawg ♥
*Text messages between Nicki and SB (Just so you know, their names on each others phones are Big Dawg and He Bitch) Can you guess which is which? LMAO*
It's Sunday, October 1st. SB is at his mothers house and Nicki is at home with the girls. This is their previous conversation via text.
Big Dawg: I'm hungry.
He Bitch: You always hungry.
Big Dawg: AND???
He Bitch: And nothing... I'm just saying.
Big Dawg: Are you gonna cook for me when you get home? :)
He Bitch: Nope.
Big Dawg: Dickhead.
He Bitch: Sexy ass wife of mine ;)
Big Dawg: Shut the fuck up.
He Bitch: That's ya' word?
Big Dawg: JOP.
He Bitch: Fight me then.
Big Dawg: ight, watch when you get home.
He Bitch: What's gonna happen?
Big Dawg: You'll see.
He Bitch: Am I supposed to be scared? Cause I'm not. PUNK ASS!!!
*five minutes later*
He Bitch: Hellooooooooooo.
He Bitch: Nic?
He Bitch: You dead ignoring me?
*two minutes later*
He Bitch: YOOOOOOOOOOO
He Bitch: Fine, guess a coon gotta talk to himself...
*three minutes later*
He Bitch: Hey pretty girl... WON'T YOU BACK DAT ASS UP?!!!!
He Bitch: ;)
He Bitch: Nic?
He Bitch: -____-
He Bitch: I know you sittin there, laughing at my sad ass right now.
Big Dawg: LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!! Dumb ass.
He Bitch: Yeah well you married this dumb ass and had two beautiful girls with him.
Big Dawg: Duh. You're MY dumb ass.
He Bitch: And you're MY cute ass wife forever. :)
Big Dawg: Forever and a day?
He Bitch: Beyond it.
Big Dawg: *turns pink* Is it hot in here or...
He Bitch: LOL, I love you big dawg. :* :* :* :*
Big Dawg: And I love you, he bitch. ;*
He Bitch. WTF kinda nickname is that! He bitch????
*two minutes later*
He Bitch: I know you're not serious, right?!
He Bitch: NICKI!
He Bitch: Fml. :(
Big Dawg: Lmaooooooooo! Nah, I'm just playing.
He Bitch: Really?
Big Dawg: Yeah....... SIKE!
Big Dawg: HE BITCH.
Big Dawg: Lol.
Big Dawg: SB???
*three minutes later*
Big Dawg: SB...
Big Dawg: Hello????
Big Dawg: UGH.
The End ~
LMAO at 'He Bitch' why did she name him that. I love their interaction with each other. Anyway love it, post soon.
ReplyDeleteLol, thanks so muchhhhh! I will! xoxo
DeleteLmfaooooo they're soooo cute. I can't. But ima need a longer one shot Lil mama
ReplyDeleteJust for you, I will. :)
DeleteAhahahaha. wahhh. So fab. He Bitch? CRYINGGG. I can totes imagine them being just like that!
ReplyDeleteLmao, I'm glad you like it! :*
DeleteBLUD :(((((((( I'm cryiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn. Why can I deadass imagine this?!! omg
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooo. I'm gonna write more of these. :p
DeleteLmao "He Bitch" really?? CRYING.
ReplyDeleteThey are so cute omgee!!!!.